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Sunday, July 30, 2006 @ 1:41 pm

yesterday mama went to hospital..
hmm her legs like super pain liddat..
can't even walk le..
then daddy and mommy pei her at the hospital until 11 plus then come back..
not like some ppl still happily do their own things..
pls lar go die pls..
they dont even care abt anything..
everyweek go back mama's house then oso nv come..
then say wad got exams..
for the past few weeks oso use this as an excuse..
pls lar where got all year round oso exams de..
wake up your idea can.. -.-
still say wad got to work..
got standby..
stand on the railway track and wait for thr train to come lar..
GRRR!
wanna lie oso dont wanna use brain..
KANASAI manz..

yay weekend :D

Friday, July 28, 2006 @ 9:25 pm

wah i need to rest..
today handed in excel project le.. and did OB presentation..
LOL omg OB presentation was super duper funny..
we shoot a video on vandalism..
then super funny LOL waraos..
LIKE A AH DAI hahas.. i think the class enjoyed our video very much hahas..
even when i see i cant stop laughing omg..
hmm anyways we really had fun shooting the video :D:D:D
at least the project not so sian..
i enjoyed the skits of other grps too :)
i think all were funny LOL
okays i think later i'll continue doing darling elmo's bday present..
i'm working hard on it hope she'll like it LOL
eh elmo chan im like a veh nice can..
veh hard to stitch de okays..
and i chose eeyore cos it's your favourite!!
pls be patient and you will receive the most wonderful gift ever :D:D
okays tml is saturday le YAY..
i'll wake up late tml hahas i really need to sleep sleep and sleep..
then have to start studying for the IHT test le SIAN!!!!!!!!!
but michelle bao bao will come and study with me.. :)
oh ya yesterday went to her house to do excel together..
lol then her papa veh nice..
bought durians for us..
MY FAVOURITE..
lol reminds me of OB..
"DURIAN is the KING of tropical fruits"
hahahahahas..
tml mummy and daddy going to JB..
cant go with them.. :(
i haven't really been spending time with mummy and daddy..
although we see each other everyday..
i sort of miss them dunno why..
today daddy sent me to school and we chatted..
quite happy hahas..

hahas this is mummy and daddy :D:D
muacks >.<

busy!!

Thursday, July 27, 2006 @ 1:32 am

WHOA just finised my part for the OB slides..
CAN DIE..
okay enough abt projects..
so sian..
shall not talk abt them here.. :)
okays..
yesterday went to sentosa for the second time lol..
it was FUNNER than saturday..
hahas..
after school, me michelle karen isabel rena carol qizhu went cheers there..
to stock up on our snacks hahas..
then we were making our payments at the cashier..
the ah-peh put a few packets of chocolates on the counter..
they were the new version of the kisses chocs..
like M&M style..
then the ah-peh asked:" eh yao bu yao try?"
me: " free de ar?"
ah-peh: " ah-na ah-na.. mian fei gei ni try de.."
then i swept all the little packs of chocs into my arms and gave them out to the girls LOL
then ah-peh was like STUNNED..
eh free wad!
free then take all la!
lol..
then we took bus and train to habour front there..
took some photos on the train and something funny happened..
cos halfway the train was sort of packed..
then the row of seats opposite me was almost taken up except one..
then at one of the stops one guy came in..
and he was searching for a seat..
then he spotted the seat opposite me..
then his face was like: " YES! got seat!"
so he was like..
rushing to sit down before it gets taken up by someone else..
then the funny part..
he was so eager so he sat down hard and quick on the seat..
then he like damn shiok got seat or wad then he whole thing lean back hard..
LOL then his head banged onto the window SUPER LOUD!
hahas..
that's for being KIASU la UNCLE!
omg then his smiley face immediately become those wierd face..
like he felt damn pain but trying to act not pain liddat..
then damn funny!!
then isabel saw too and she started giggling..
then the two of us couldn't stop vibrating lol..
okays then when we reached harbour front the rest of our class were there too..
then we went to take the shuttle bus tgt.. :D
then we made alot of noise but it was FUN hahas..
then at sentosa we went separate ways..
we went for the skyride thing..
which is SOOOO NOT SCARY AT ALL..
i dunno why xiao hand and qizhu so scared lol..
anyways... i think it was okay only la..
then we went to the ice cream there to write notes and eat..
then.. ok lemme collect my thoughts first..
erm.. okays..
then when we were abt to leave..
the ice cream ah-peh asked me whether i'm from the tourism academy..
i said no..
then he was like dont believe..
NO MEANS NO LA what's with these ah-pehs??
omg then i said no no and no then i just left..
like a kaypoh can omg..
like scared we spy them or wad liddat..
if you nv lazy or wad you scared sai ar..
hais.. cant stand it..
then we went to take the tram agn..
then cos qizhu nv take before..
then she was like a super excited when the tram came..
then when the tram had to turn round..
she tot it was leaving..
qz: "eh why the tram nv come?!?!"
me: "erm it has to turn around can.."
everyone laughed lol..
qizhu was like a super ku-ku can lol veh farny..
okays then we went to the beach the bridge there and took some photos..
then on the bridge..
me: "eh we shake shake shake lehs!"
isabel: "NOOOOOO! i scared!!"
waraos i wanna faint..
liddat oso scared hahas..
then we took some photos in really dumb poses lol..
we went to KOU-FU FOOD COURT to eat dessert..
lol i like to imitate the tram man saying: "KOU-FU FOOD COURT!"
okie then we bought dessert..
ate..laughed..
then we saw on tv an actress having the exact make-up as xiao hand!!
she oso got her lips painted like sausages then we all laughed like a siao in the food court cos qizhu said: "EH XIAO HAN!"
omg then damn funny!
then we walked to take bus..
then got two lame ang mohs..
they walked past us and they super lame..
lame ang moh 1: "good afternoon!"
i looked at the sky and it was rather dark..
me: "like evening?"
then we all laughed and walked away..
then suddenly..
michelle shouted: "GOOD NIGHT!"
waraos can imagine!!
i almost laugh until explode can!!!
omg then the rest left le except me and michelle..
we went to watch the MUSICAL FOUNTAIN :D:D:D
super nice..
it was really nice but michelle..
watching it for the first time..
bahaved like a total toot can..
omg she was like everytime got water come out or got laser shine..
she'll like: "WAH! HEN MEI LEH!!"
"OH MY GOD HEN MEI!!!!"
then i was like okay okay..LOL
then she keep asking me to take photos..
but my hp cam was like a lousy then she still say "PAI LEH! PAI LEH!"
she super excited can..
then got one part got fire come out de..
then cos the flame was quite big so we could feel the heat..
but it was nothing really..
BUT MICHELLE..
she grabbed my hands with her eyes wide open..
"JIEHUI! NI YOU MEI YOU FEEL DAO!!"
"SAO SAO DE HOR!"
like OH MY..
rerac ar!
lol then i keep laughing..
she was really like a ku-ku can..
the tourists oso not so excited lors LOL!!
then after that we left..
AND SLEPT LIKE PIGS ON THE BUS..
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

i'm so broke

Monday, July 24, 2006 @ 10:04 pm

*sigh*
today is a shitty day..
it's monday morning and im broke le.. =(
today i woke up at 9..
it was totally impossible for me to take 187 then 168 then 23/15 to school and reach by 10..
so i went to take 187 to woodlands then took a cab..
i think the last time i took a cab was a donkey years ago..
but i was running late so i was left with no choice but to take a cab to school..
the moment i hailed for one i knew it would surely cost ALOT..
from woodlands to tampines..
the uncle must be grinning like siao in his heart when i told him "temasek poly".. -.-
okays then on the cab nothing much happened..
except each time the fare on the meter jumped, my heart jumped a million beats too..
it was like $3.80.. $5.90.. $8.60.. $14.60..
omg i was abt to faint when the price hit $15..
cab only!!
then finally reached the bus stop opposite tp..
then the price stopped jumping le finally.. it was $15.40..
then, the uncle pressed a magic button and the price became $17.40!!!!!!!!!!!
SEVENTEEN DOLLARS AND FORTY CENTS..
like oh my god!!
i almost suffered from heart attack can..
then i was super sad the whole day..
actually not really sad but angry!
why cabs have to be so ex?!?!
my goodness..
the drivers must be damn rich..
richer than robbers..
next time daddy retire le must ask him go drive cab man..

Sentosa Outing :)

Sunday, July 23, 2006 @ 11:16 am

hahas yesterday went to sentosa..
i was late.. SUPER late sorry..
hmm we went to eat first at harbour front there..
then went to take the free bus to sentosa..
the queue was like a super long..
but anyways we just waited[not very patiently]..
then there was this ah-peh..
SUPER QIAN BIAN CAN..
he was walking down the long queue giving out leaflets..
then when he gave me i siad:"BU YAO."
then he kept insisting we take the leaflet..
saying wad:"hen hao de! wai mian mai bu dao de!"
like who wanna buy his leaflets?!?!
they were abt some organic food and telling us to change our diet to a vegetarian one so that we can stop killing animals..
i dont believe he nv eat chicken before.. -.-
he should just go SPCA and work la..
keep forcing us to take the leaflets..
DONT WANT MEANS DONT WANT LAH WTH!!
in the end i took the leaflet and tore it and folded in into a crane..
>.< okays then when we reached there..
we split up to do our own observations..
then i went to pick saga seeds :DDD
super long nv pick le..
reminds me of my RV days..
hahas but when yesterday i went to the same place..
there were not alot of seeds left..
but we saw a SQUIRREL :)))
super cute.. and the tail!! omg sooo cute.. lol
okays then while picking seeds..
i felt like my whole body was getting itchier..
i tried not to think abt it..
but i TOTALLY CANNOT TAHAN le!!
like sooooo ITCHY!!!!!!!!!!
then we were all jumping and scratching and screaming all the way..
omg veh funny..
i was bitten all over by the dumb mosquitoes..
and i fed a total of 12 of them with my delicious blood........
oh ya and i bought a bottle of mineral water..
just a normal bottle of MINERAL WATER and it was $2.00!
omg just go and rob the bank!
like water only!!
but i was dying of thirst so i bought it.. -.-
hais!!
then we missed the musical fountain show cos we were too late..
we weren't late actually but some KIASU ppl went super early..
so veh early full house le..
anyways we just roamed around..
then there was this snake charmer..
then i was like omg pls dont hold out the snake..
lol then everyone just walked normally past the snake..
but i was like going to the farthest end trying my best to be as far as possible from it!!
then rena still pull me to the snake and i really damn scared can!!
omg i noe it's an irony tt i'm born in the year of snake but i'm just scared of it..
i think there's no link de la omg i just scared!!
SNAKES ARE JUST...UGH!
yuckky..
okays then went to eat dinner at the food court then went home by bus..
hmm ok next time i can take 963 to harbour front le hahas..
direct bus SHIOK man..
now everyday must change 3 buses just to go school..
starting to get really tired of it..
but anyways i choose le so i shall not regret and think too much abt it..
okays and the excel shit is really like a shit..
i dunno wad to do la omg..
and the book is like a SUPER USEFUL AR!
i think i spent 46 dollars buying crap la..
damn useless lors the bcs books..
grrr.........................

Friday, July 21, 2006 @ 1:03 am

hmm.. just finished editing the ppt slides for tml's IHT presentation..
hope everything goes well tml :):)
okays these few days have been quite sian cos doing IHT and OB all the time..
OH YA in the end it seems i did okay for oral hahas..
bananas are my lucky charm lol..
okays actually i don't really noe wad to say le..
hais..
erm..
okays i'm going to sentosa soon then have to write a report abt it..
i wanna go and see my darling DUGONG there hahas..
super duper cute de.. :D:D
ok i'm going to sleep now..
ebb when i got time then i help you with your things okays.. >.<

no more skipping..

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 @ 12:46 pm

omg now i'm in the lab..
for RHT lab lesson..
and i'm supposed to type down answers for the tutorial..
but i dont understand anything!!
ok and i'm not paying attention actually..
hais..
i realised tt if once you skip a lecture..
it's like damn hard to catch up le..
omg i must not skip anymore lectures le man..
yesterday during the bcs tutorial i also dont noe how to answer teacher's questions..
cos i skipped lecture last week..
omg so far i skipeed RHT and BCS lectures le!!
oh my i must stop this from now on!!!
and this rht lesson is especially confusing and wierd..
there are many funny equations and formulas which i've got ZERO knowledge of..
I THINK I'M IN DEEP SHIT..

WOO HOO the PHOTOS!!!

Monday, July 17, 2006 @ 10:13 pm

michelle and me :D

BLEAH..

Michelle and Xiao Hand

BLOATED

trying hard to burst our cheeks LOL

Acting DUMB

holding our..AHEM..

woo~~

a very normal pic of me and darling ebb :D:D

ok for the next few pictures.. pls standby an inhaler JUST IN CASE..
DO NOT scroll down if you have a weak heart....
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this is xiao han by the way if you really cant recognise..

i dunno wad to say..

omg HER LIPS!! [*faints*]

michelle..

erm..

hahas..DOU JI YAN

karen..

in dreamland~

LIKE A GONG FACE

ME >.<

geisha style..GONE WRONG..

OOOPS!

ebb the winner.. :)

crazy grp pic

one last pic.....

ok you must be frothing by now.. >.<

madness

Sunday, July 16, 2006 @ 12:13 am

omg today is like.. M.A.D.
hahas really went crazy just now lol OH MY GOD..
it's been such a LOOOOOONG time since i had such fun.. :D:D:D
just now karen michelle and xiao hand came..
karen came first..
she alighted 3 stops earlier lol cos of my wonderful directions..
LOL anyways i still managed to find her and we went home..
okays then we looked at some photos.. chit chat..
AND BOILED ALOT OF HOTDOGS..
omg really is alot..
i think we boiled like 27!
yup 27!
okays..
and we ate..
i ate 4..
then michelle came..
she ate a few..
AND THE REST WERE EATEN UP BY KAREN!!
like siao! like a hotdog queen.. -.-
okays then we talked and talked and talked..
and then we decided to start playing monopoly first..
the rule of the game was..
the richest person at the end of the game will put on make up for the rest of us!
omg..
then after we started playing for a while xiao han came le lol
so she joined in and we played.. :):)
then xiao han super farny..
dunno why but she was like super SLOW!
like she's still in dreamland or wad LOL
like when it's her turn she'll be staring into space..
and when we land into her property she'll say:" whose is this?"
when it is like..HERS!
she dont even noe that she has money to collect..
hahas omg we laughed like siao just now..
really damn farny..
i laughed until like my stomach had cramps man..
then for dinner auntie made salad for us..
then we ate ate ate..
then xiao han stopped eating after a while..
then she sat there..
then..
me: you not hungry ar?
xh: no [shakes head]
me: you want somemore?
xh: no [shakes head again]
then suddenly she scoops more salad..
OMG THEN WE ALL LAUGHED LIKE SIAO CAN!
xiao hand you are soooo cute!!
ok maybe it doesnt sound funny here but it's really damn funny!!!
then she dropped some corn on the table..
then..
karen: eh xiao han why you waste food? you waste 2 corns leh!
xh: [counts the corns] 3 wad.
we laughed until we frothed at our mouths..
omg then she was still counting to confirm..
then she said "yar really got 3."
omg im laughing as im typing this now..
okays and in the end..
we took some photos then went to count the money and see who was the winner..
EB was the richest!!
LIKE SO HENG CAN..
at first we all tot karen was the winner..
she was counting her money and we were like wah.. so rich..
she had four 500 dollar notes..
then suddenly eb said..
"i think i have 6.."
then we were all "WAD THE!"
OK EB IS JUST LUCKY..
ok then PUNISHMENT TIME..
hahas this is the farniest part of today! the highlight!
ok first we all drew on karen's face..
cos she's second richest so we only drew little things on her..
we used blusher.. PURPLE AND WHITE eye shadow.. and SUPER RED lipstick..
but her make-up was the lightest.. only got light lipstick and blusher..
then michelle.. LOL i put the white eye shadow on her nose.. HAHAS..
and tied a GOOOONDOO hairstyle for her..
then my turn to be drawn.
then michelle painted the heart shaped lips for me..
omg damn stupidy can..
we all screamed into the mirror when we saw our montrous faces..
only xiao han didnt..
COS SHE WAS TOO SCARED TO LOOK AT HERSELF..
we totally ruined her can..OMG!!
michelle painted her lip with the dark red lipstick..
ok is around her lips to be exact..
to create the SAUSAGE LIPS EFFECT.. >.<
then her face.. SUPER PINK.
then eb coloured her eyebags WHITE!
OH MY..
then xiao han SHRIEKED when she finally saw her own face..
S H R I E K E D
oh my god it is like.. SUPER-DAMN-DUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we all laughed until we were practically rolling on the floor seriously..
it is really damn farny man..
WHO ASK YOU TO BE THE LOSER DARLING XIAO HAND..
too bad..... >.<
then we took photos in some really dumb poses omg..
the photos are still with michelle..
cant wait man but she'll only send me tml..
omg CANT WAIT CANT WAIT!!
today is like really crazy man..
the craziest day ever since a donkey years ago..
omg I LURRRVE TODAY! :D:D:D

yay!!

Saturday, July 15, 2006 @ 2:09 pm

hahas!!
F I N A L L Y finish IHT project le OH MY..
super happy hahahs..
i almost died yesterday..
super tired cos didnt really sleep at all..
a bit la better than letty and pauline.. lol
but in the end we managed to hand in our wonderful report on time hahas..
YAY YAY YAY....>.<
actually after we went to bind our report we found out some mistakes..
and we were like HOW HOW HOW!!
cos some pages were not in order..
and while we were fretting.. [and it's 10 minutes before deadline]
i thought: "photocopy la!"
lol then everyone was like.. YA HOR!
okays i think everyone's too tired le then mental block hahas..
ok so we rushed back to make the amendments and SUCCESSFULLY handed in!!
omg i dunno why i just feel DAMN HAPPY seeing the report landing in ms goh's arms LOL..
like a great achievement..
then after that went home straight away le..
i was soooo tired i fell asleep while waiting for 187 at the interchange..
omg like sooo embarrassing!!
hahas and i almost missed my stop too..
i was like struggling to wake up and stand up to alight..
for the first time i felt that the bus seat was sooo comfortable.. >.<
hahas..
okays then reached home, eat dinner, bathe..
THEN I WENT INTO A COMA UNTIL 12 PLUS TODAY..
ok i really went into a coma right after my head touched my pillow can..
i was SUPER DUPER sleepy and tired in school..
and i felt damn giddy..
i could fall asleep drinking milo at ITAS lol..
hmm now i'm all charged up!
waiting for karen michelle and xiao hand to come and PLAY PLAY PLAY!!
today is a hot dog day :D:D:D
ok i shall update later again.. >.<

JIA YOU JIEHUI!

Thursday, July 13, 2006 @ 8:52 pm

hais okays..
I'M NOT SELECTED FOR IMF..
hmmm if say nvm is bluff ppl de..
of course i'm disappointed..
but wad to do.. :(
hais.. anyways.. i'll try to apply for the other positions ba..
[although the rest of the positions are like shit]
but better than nothing.. '_'
okays tml have to hand in PBL report le!!
oh my oh my!
dunno why i just feel uneasy abt it..
like got a feeling that last minute things will go wrong lol
HOPEFULLY WONT BA!!
omg today after school we all stayed back in lab to do..
do until wanna die le lahs..
after tml can have a good night's rest le finally..
these few days like nv sleep before 2 de oh my..
yesterday do my banana slides till 3..
hais but today's presentation still okay lar i think..
i was super nervous cos i was one of the last few to present..
then wait longer more scared..
but in the end i still managed to present quite smoothly..
as in there were no MAJOR problems lol..
omg gotta finish up my PBL NOW NOW NOW!
travel intermediaries..
i've run out of ideas le..
and i'm frothing now.. X(

i feel just like mao mao..

I WANNA GO THERE!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

omg look at this..

MY GOD!!
xiao hand the pro actually found a case study on this UNDERWATER RESTAURANT!
it's like REALLY UNDERWATER!
oh my oh my oh my..........
it's 5 metres under the indian ocean which is like OH-SO-COOL!!
i wanna go there!!
imagine eating underwater..
seeing colourful corals and fishes around you..
and the clear water..
how i wish i can go there really..
hais..
OK I BETTER STOP DREAMING.. >.<

happy birthday er bao bao.. =)

@ 8:39 pm

hahas happy birthday ebb.. :D:D

hope you like your present lol..

i really dunno wad to buy for you..

so decided to give you my vouchers..

make good use of them ba!

oh and lemme sing you a song!

"happy birthday to you,

you are born in the zoo!

you look like a monkey,

AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO!"

hahas.. i love you!!! >.<

hmmm today super tired..

during lecture i was dozing off right in front of ms goh..

CANT HELP IT SORRY!

everyday have to do project till damn late..

there isn't a day that i can sleep before 1 de..

oh my..

hmm but i must jia you okays..

i can do it de! :D:D:D:D:D

friday is the date due for IHT project le..

hmmm then after that other date dues are like coming soon too..

when can i rest................

today after school went to my school's SUPER USEFUL library to do research..

WTH case studies are driving me mad!!

GO AND DIE LA!

search so long then found nothing useful at all..

but i saw a funny phrase from a book:

"HOW TO MAKE LEMONADE FROM LEMONS"

like D-U-H! hahas..

hmmm nvm saturday can play and PARTAY!

i will go crazy that day LOL!!

it will be a super duper fun day >.<

in a few hours..

Sunday, July 09, 2006 @ 10:42 pm

okays..
in a few more hours is the world cup finals le..
not that im excited abt it.. lol..
ebb daddy mummy they all waking up to watch.. -.-
this is the first time i see mummy so enthusiastic abt soccer..
hmmm i think later the WHOLE WORLD will be watching it ba hahas..
today went to eat dim sum with mama..
ok la nothing much to say..
then went to her house to listen to the adults play mahjong..
then i fell asleep too..
TOO TIRED LE!
then watched pirates of the caribbean.. :D:D:D
im going to watch part 2 soon.. and superman.. >.<>
oh ya today after dim sum went to walk around chinatown..
my "FAVOURITE" place in the world..
that place is like OH SO SIAN can!
omg.. but mummy wanna go there..
hais.. so i just had to tag along..
in the end mummy bought a watch for me lol veh cheap $4 only..
but the design is quite unique.. :)
she says that's the reward for my mid sem test results..
and im okay with it :D got reward can liao lol..
and omg ebb is crazy le..
SHE'S COLOURING AN ITALY FLAG NOW..
and wave it in front of the tv screen later..
SIAO ALREADY LA!
waraos like a crazy fan hahas..
oh ya her birthday is like a two days later..
and i dunno wad she wants lehs..
i think i shall make something for her..
i always think that making something is more meaningful..
really mahs..
at least that thing is a one and only in the whole wide world..
i really prefer people to make things for me instead of anyhow buy something for the sake of it..
doesnt make sense to me..
even if it's just a card i'll still love it to bits.. :D:D
so far the most meaningful gift to me was from my darling elmo chan..
she's just SO SWEET..
i'll keep the little notes forever de.. :)
thanks dumbo >.<
okays im tired le shall go and sleep now..
bb world and good luck to france :)

OH MY..

@ 12:06 am

omg guess wad..
i just saw yeye use scissors to cut something..
HIS NOSTRIL HAIR..
and ab is now beside me laughing like a siao abt it..
i'm like WAD THE!
i thought he was wanting to cut his nose or wad..
then i realised he was trimming his nostril bush LOL..
like YUCK!
omg this is the first time i saw such joke happening can.. -.-

hello :D

Saturday, July 08, 2006 @ 10:25 pm

hahas..
decided to create a blog since i'm spending so much time online doing a million projects..
plus i'm lazy to write manually le LOL.. >.<
BYE BYE DIARY..
hais my little tumour is still growing..
and OF ALL PLACES.. it growing right there.. =(
hope it will leave soon..
oh ya just got to noe that i'm presenting on thursday instead of monday lol..
got more time to prepare now.. :D:D
cos tml have to go out with mama.. SIAN..
go her house nothing much to do de la but anyways..
monday got dental le..
4 months nv go le hahas..
this time tighten wires sure very pain de oh my..
omg when can i take of the dumb braces..
lol oh ya that day i was doing the trial presentation in class..
abt "MY WORST DENTAL EXPERIENCE"..
then i told everyone abt the screws drilled into my upper pallete..
and all of them freaked out hahas.. so funny.. >.<