I actually fell asleep while watching F1 ytd. and did anyone notice that, ALONSO's neck is UBER swollen? it's like wider than his own head lah :/ did you notice?
anyway,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DNN!
did you receive my supercute email? (:
worked morning shift today. SUPERSIAN. monday blues like maddddd. when i reached the airport, the taxi uncle had to wake me up HAHAHAAAH. and then right, i saw this familiar face, it was the air steward who served us while on the plane to sydney earlier this year.
his GAY FACE was ultra recognisable.
ytd, we all went JB, and i watched MAMMA MIA! for the second time :D mummy, the great ABBA fan, was super excited the whole time, and she even asked me to go get the soundtrack and DVD. HAHA. even daddy said it's nice!
went to mama's house after that, and we looked at some of daddy's childhood photos. i think black and white photos are like damn cool! i took photos of some, but lazy to upload now.
stay tuned for "THE CHRONICLES OF MY UGLY DAD"! :p
TRANSIT.
Friday, September 26, 2008 @ 6:52 pm
SCREW TODAY!
after the bad hair incident, the airport people had to piss the shits out of me.
i reached the airport early, cos it's my first time going into transit area today. went to change the airport pass, and entered from the arrival level.
then the malay police guy was so retarded, he didnt tell me my pass' password, and he didnt even stamp the pass for me, so i couldnt enter. KANASAI. i had to go alllll the way back to get it stamped.
it's my first time working in transit, and i didnt know i needed a password lahh :/ ok nvm, stamped the pass alr. then, i went in, and searched the whole place and i couldnt see the SVC. then i asked around, then said must take a lift.
i went to the lift, but the doors were locked!!!!!! i went to the CHOP PASSPORT AREA, and asked if i could enter through there, cos the escalator was just after the counter. then the miaozing counter staff didnt let me walk through lor!
I'M A STAFF AND PASS HOLDER SOMEMORE LEH!
dont be retarded lah c'mon lah. it's just like RIGHT AFTER the counter lehh the escalator. i told her the door to the lifts were locked, and you know her idea?
she told me to go out from the arrival hall, TO THE PUBLIC AREA, then take escalator up from outside, then go to departure hall, scan my pass and all, then enter into transit area again.
WAH THANKS! WHAT A RETARD!
like, wthhhhhh.
it's like, i have to go out and take the damn escalator to come in again, when another escalator is like 5 metres from me!
i'm reporting for work HELLO!
really is dont make me strangle her leh. WAHLAU! i was so angry untilllll! i can feel my frizzy hair stand up already.
zomg in the end i managed to find the counter, and HENG, i wasnt late for work THANK GUANYINMA.
the miaozing really super helpful.
BAD HAIR DAY
@ 6:29 pm
BAD HAIR DAY. today suckkkkkksssss :(
i woke up in the afternoon, and after my bath, i went to mummy's room to borrow her comb. then there was this new hair brush, it looks something like that,
you know this round brush thing, so i didnt think too much and just used it. i combed once down, and then brought it up to comb again,
LITTLE DID I KNOW,
some of my hair got stuck at the end, and i didnt know whatttt. so the second time i combed again, it got tighter and tangled up.
ME BEING A RETARD,
went to turn and twist the comb! in the end it became a mess! I SWEAR I WAS ABOUT TO CRY. it was in such a CRAZY TANGLE, then i thought "DIE. must cut hair alr." i pulled the brush damn hard, but my hair was tangled so tightly that none would come off! wah i was really lost please!
i thought to myself, even if i went to cut it off, it would be SO PAISEHHHH to show the hairdresser the brush stuck in my head what right! i'd rather die!
so in the end i tried to pull out my hair strand by strand hor. and it wouldnt even work! :((((((
see this? mine was at least 5 times worse. I SWEAR IT'S ALOT WORSE. it's like, the WHOLE LENGTH of the comb got my hair lor! i was like, WHAT IS WRONG MAN!
i was so helpless, and eb couldnt even help me! in the end, i even went to use the nail clipper to clip off the spikes on by one. but then halfway, i realised i was clipping my own hair! in then end alot of my hair got clipped off!
WAHLAU GOT SO SUAY ANOTTTTT.
then i stopped the clipping thing, and PAINFULLY pulled out my hair strand by strand. I SWEAR THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME EVER.
EVER.
go ahead, laugh at me, i'm such a JOKER OF THE CENTURY. i want to kill myself too.
i mean, it was such a fateful nice afternoon, and i just woke up from a good sleep preparing to go for work, and this shit happens to me!
COMB HAIR ONLY ALSO COMB UNTIL LIKE THAT! :( i spent an hour plus to pull out all the hair, and in the end, ALOT got broken and were still stuck in the comb. now, my hair is like some short some long! IT'S DAMN TERRIBLE! i was so shocked when i realised i alr pulled out all my hair from the comb, but then there's DAMN ALOT still stuck there!
i shouldnt have used the freakin nail clipper at all! AT ALLLL :(
zomggggg. now my hair's like crap. luckily the rest are long enough to cover a bit lahhh. when i pull the long hair up, TODALI can see those short and frizzy ones.
WAHLAU it took me a millenium to keep my hair to this length, and the FREAKIN SHITTYBONG POK POK hair brush had to ruin me! :(((((
i was so angry, i tried to extract all the broken hair from the comb, and HOLY!!!!! there was a BIG HAIRBALL lor! as in those that broke off! alot until can fill my whole PALM lehhhh. it was really alotttttt :(((((((((
omg this is so depressinggggg :(
should i go for a haircut to even it out? ahhhh but i cant bear to snip it off!
WHY DID THIS SHIT HAVE TO HAPPENNNNNN :( I'M SO SADDDDD.
DRY!
@ 1:04 am
okayy, i'm like waiting for my hair to dry now :/
and i've decided, when i reach home tmr, i'll just have a quick shower and go to bed. i wont wash my hair alr lah, really no need to sleep alr if i wash it and wait for it to dry etc etc. it wont get that dirty at all anw.
2am leh, i'd be too tired to do anything!
oh and mummy bought this QUAKER GRANOLA BITES thing! cinnamon flavor. luckily it's not very strong, if not it'd be like eeew. but it's not bad! super niceeee (:
had Popeye's for dinner just now! my first time please. with Tiffany & Yingxiu :D but i didnt try the chicken :/ but the buttermilk biscuit rocks like mad!
I LOVE THE JAM! :D
went back to the counter and it was only kenneth & i. wah damn shiok lor. it was so quiet there, that we did our E-Journal tgt! like a nothing to do UNTILLLLL! finished and submitted it on the spot please.
then Tiffany & I kept emailing each other like mad HAHA. she's doing closing lah poorthing. as i'm typing this now she's still working :( tmr my turn! and i'm doing closing ALONE! wah i'm quite scared please! first time in transit and i'm going to be alone.
BUT IT'S OKAY! i'm sure i'll be fine (: i think. hah!
I MISS AB :(
Thursday, September 25, 2008 @ 7:53 pm
OMG,
i just realised that i haven't been seeing my dear AB these few days. for the past 2 days, when i reached home, she's asleep already. and when i wake up the next day, she's alr left for school.
AND! today, tmr, and saturday, i'm working night shifts as well, so means i'll only see her on SUNDAY! isnt that sad!
OMG I CANT EVEN SEE MY OWN SISTER :(
i miss ab damn alottttt :/ and i was typing her an email, and i ended off with "SEE YOU ON SUNDAY" like damn weird lahhhh.
i havent been seeing daddy and mummy too. ZOMG THIS SUCKS.
TOUR GUIDES :(
@ 4:19 pm
ZOMG THESE TOUR GUIDES ARE SUPER ANNOYING.
one by one they come to the SVC to grab CHUNKS of F1 circuit maps. like one whole stack hor! when we explain to them that the others might need also, then they want to argue. that the maps are free for ANYONE to take blah blah.
WTH GO TO HELL LAH.
they dont know what is PRE-ORDER sia. then say what "i got 160 tourists coming in later i need the brochures for them!" and they are not even going to watch the F1, they just need the map for fun lah confirm.
"SORRY HOR GOT 100,000 VISITORS ALSO NEED THE MAP COS THEY ARE GOING TO WATCH THE FREAKIN RACE!"
like wth lah they are super annoying! and their tone is like, so how many more can you give me? i need somemore. i need somemore.
OMG DAMN ANNOYING!!!
TAXI!
@ 12:55 pm
today was such a GONG day :/
what i saw on the online roster was 1330 to 2230, so of course i reported for work at 1.30 righttt. then at night, i was searching for the night rider buses, cos i'd alr miss my last bus home from woodlands if i took bus/train from airport.
then while i was searching, marvin came to ask me why im searching for buses. then i told him. then he said "CAN TAKE CAB HOME WHAT!" but then i told him i cant cos i'm ending at 1030, cant claim. and he said i should be working till 1130, and that interns all should work from 2.30 to 11.30, not 1.30 to 10.30!
WAH I ALMOST FAINTED!
so i called siti the supervisor, and she let me work till 11.30 ytd night and cab home, and report an hour LATER for work today at 3.30! :D WAH HAPPINESS PLEASE! (:
luckily marvin came to tell me HAHA. oh yes talking about him, ytd he showed us this video of himself online, he's actually an actor! NO WONDER THE FACE A BIT FAMILIAR. he's acted for 8 years! calefare only lah, but is really got act ALOT of shows lor! and he's damn proud of himself HAHAAAAAAAH. plus he's really GAO XIAO too please (:
so, the company last night was not bad, except that i had to eat alone luh :/
but fret not! most prob friday and saturday i'm going to have Tiffany for company (: she's going to bring me to try the Popeye's butter what what what thing. HAHA i dont know the name! but it sounds nice :D
oh yes, one tourist came to ask me HOW TO GO BUKIT PANJANG. wahlau like a bukit panjang! HAHAHAHAHA, then i asked her which part, she said JELAPANG ROAD.
WHICH IS LIKE, MY PLACE LAH!
damn funny.
WUHOO, now is like 1 pm plus and i'm still at home! HAHAHAHA, and tonight can cab home againnnnn SHIOK. and you know you know, the uncle fetched me so many times alr, until he todali knows my place.
like if morning shift he'll wait for me downstairs, and night shift he'll wait for me at the pick-up point, then i'll sleep like a pig in the cab and he'll fetch me home (: SHIOK RIGHT! that's like having a chauffeur man! and he's super nice, super friendly (:
oh yes oh yes, DO YOU LIKE MY NEW SONGS? (: i think this new music player is quite cute! my top 2 favourites are:
Silver Griffin - Baby Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me
(:
and currently, i'm playing Mamma Mia! Movie Soundtrack on my zen! DAMNNNNN NICEEEEE (:
CHEEKO!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
oh yes, and about that israeli guy :(
that day i was on duty with aiken. then i saw thus guy with SANTA CLAUS beard, wearing a big hat, and i was telling aiken about it. while we were like laughing about it, he came over to me.
then he mumbled something which i couldnt even understand at all. it turns out that he cant really speak much english, only like a few words. he then showed me a piece of paper, saying he wants to go to his hotel.
THE ADDRESS WAS IN FREAKIN HEBREW!
wah i was like, WHOA okay, i dont know what is this man. then he kept saying STRAND. so yep, i finally knew it was the STRAND HOTEL. then cos he was jewish, he wants me to find the synagogue for him. it's like a jewish place of worship.
at first i thought he was saying "sinago sinago" i was like WTH? damn hard to understand him! in the end i googled JEWISH TEMPLES IN SINGAPORE. wah then heng got the address.
and then he kept telling me that he's very sleepy, like going to faint.
HE SAID HE FELT LIKE HE'S IN A DREAM :/ what the.
and he asked me to bring him around cos he cant speak english. i mean, thats okay lah of course, but then after that he kept asking my name, said i'm very nice to him blah blah, then shake my hand to thank me.
and it's like, after i told him, he'll act like want to faint again, then act forget and ask again, and shake my hand again.
A FEW TIMES HOR.
then i was like a bit wthhh. i brought him to change money, make calls, go toilet. then he wanted to take the airport shuttle, so i took him to the counter to buy the ticket. then while walking there, he kept telling me to visit israel, so i small talk lah.
like, "YAH! maybe someday can go and try (:" things like that you know, be friendly to tourists and everything. then he asked if i like visitors, and i said yes, cos i thought me was asking me like if i like this job? so i said i enjoy talking to visitors lah DUH. blah blah.
then he said "so you like visitors? would you like me to visit you?" i didnt know what to say, so i just smiled. then he asked "do you want me to visit you at your home? i go to your home?"
WAH HE SUDDENLY CAN SPEAK ENGLISH ALREADY LOR!
i got a shock! so i kind of played dumb and continued talking about the job and everything, and he kept asking! WAHLAU! i was a bit scared by that time, and heng his shuttle bus was here alr. i quickly told him that his bus is here, and helped him push his luggage to the bus. then when he boarded the bus,
HE ASKED MY NAME AGAINNNNN, AND WE SHOOK HANDS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIMEEEEE.
and when i was about to take my hand away, he grabbed it,
AND I TRIED TO YANK IT AWAY,
and he grabbed hard and didnt let go! this time, my face was like scared alr seriously. i was like what happen what happen! you imagine the sight! it's quite funny actually!
then before i can do anything, HE PLANTED A KISS ON ME! as in on my hand lah but it's still gross. cos of his beard lah! god knows how much saliva is trapped in there! AND IT WAS MOIST AND ROUGH LOR!
i todali pulled away after he kissed and i was like, "BYE!" and i quickly turned around and gave the eeeew face. omggggg. my whole hand was kind of paralysed at that moment? LIKE REALLY! i thought i'd really die from cooties.
then i chionged to the toilet to wash lah. OHMY, i know maybe he's just thankful and everything, but you knowwww, i already tried to resist and he still dont want to let go lor! and it just felt weird for me lahhhhhh :(
you knowwww, i really wouldnt mind if someone suave like DEMPSEY did that to me, you knowww. like a sincere thank-you gesture? but his was like, SO FORCEFUL ONE LAH! and he's like sweaty and BEARDYYYYY. :(
should've let aiken serve him man, and they can kiss each other's hands. HAHA!
MAMMA MIA!
@ 10:17 pm
WUHOO!
another day off today, and i spent the day quite nicely (:
slept till shiok, then went for dental. i paid 34 bucks for letting the dentist tell me that my wisdom tooth is growing out.
LIKE I CANT SEE FROM THE MIRROR MYSELF LEH.
screw the government sia. they really think our money DROP FROM THE SKY.
after dental, i wanted to go to the toilet to wash my hands and everything, cos i took out my retainers. then i pushed the glass doors, and walked straight to the toilet in front of me.
it smelt weird, but i just continued doing my thing. then i looked in the mirror, clipped my hair, adjusted my clothes, and then i went out.
THEN!
i passed by this door at the side, with the FEMALE sign on it!
WHICH MEANS I WAS IN THE GENTS THE WHOLE WHILE! ZOMG!! and i totally didnt know! i dont know why, but i just assumed that was the female toilet and went in without even looking at the sign! HAHAHAHAHA! i totally burst out laughing to myself please! it was really quite funny!
HENG, there was no one in the toilet while i was inside, if not sure damn paiseh! wahlau i'm still laughing while thinking about it now!
then after that, i went on an impromtu date with MIN (: zomg lorr, i only msged her while on the way to dental, and she todali agreed! HAHA :D
met her at PS, and we watched MAMMA MIA!
WHOA IT ROCKED LIKE MAD! it's really nice! and you know, about 70% of the people in the cinema were like LAU LAU people! got one big group of TAI TAIs somemore! yah cos it's like ABBA, wahlau they were singing in the 70s lor, so the target audience was likeeeee, HAHAHAHA.
and omg, ABBA's songs! it wasnt really new to me, since mummy's a great fan of ABBA, and we even have their CDs in the car.
YA I KNOW ALL THEIR SONGS BY HEART PLEASE.
i really liked the movie especially when all the people sing together, omg like so RE NAO! and i like this particular scene, where the mummy helps her daughter paint her toenails for her wedding, then she's like sitting on her mummy's lap on the same rocking chair. LIKE SO FAMILY FAMILY (:
CUTE RIGHT!
omg everyone, please watch this show, it's really nice :D
and you knowwwww, there's Dominic Cooper! i want to watch The History Boys next (:
OHMYGOD
Sunday, September 21, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
I TODALI GOT MOLESTED BY AN ISRAEL GUY JUST NOW :(
POST!
Friday, September 19, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
I AM SO ELATED NOW (:
Mummy & Daddy just came back from NTUC, with my favourite cereals! POST CEREALS! and there are like 5 boxes! i got a shock when i saw please.
this is my favourite!
this is 2nd! damn nice too :D
doesn't the name makes you hungry? HONEY BUNCH of oats.
THIS IS DAMN OLD SCHOOL. the window-looking one!
OHMY, the colorful boxes and cute packaging makes me go crazy pls. tmr's breakfast is settled already! :D
SUPER ELATED!
SHIOK DAY
@ 2:41 pm
OMG,
today is like a SHIOK SLACK DAY since a long time. my final off day of the week, spent like crap! slept till lunchtime, woke up and switched on the com, watched movies, download songs, made lunch, SHIOKNESS.
JUST SLACK ONLY.
wah i seriously love this feeling man. i know, it sounds DAMN useless and shitty, but heck, it's so rare to be able to slack once work starts :/ supposed to go for a swim with EB, but then she has to go for her cca. so nevermind, SELF-ENTERTAIN!
DNN just smsed me, saying that she can't come today! i'm supposed to make her super yummy dinner tonight HAHA. but the main reason for her to come over, is so that she can take the same bus as her eye candy, tskkk. HAHAHAHAHA, but dnn! come over another day lah please! confirm will be damn fun! :D
OH OKAY! the video's done loading, off for more shows! :D
Lunch Company!
Thursday, September 18, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
zomg, terminal 3 is damn dead :/ super little people came to the counter! :(
which made me feel damn bored.
in the end, the aunties working with me kept telling me ALOT of things, they love talking bad about each other like mad, then aiken and i were like, ZOMG. cannot stop talking one lehh!
after a while, siti called and told the 2 of us to go to T2, and join the tourists for the Free Singapore Tour. AS IF WE HAVEN'T TOURED THE WHOLE PLACE ENOUGH! so we went, and the both of us were like dozing off during the tour! aiken was todali in DEEP SLEEP lah hahaha.
came back, and i had to go for lunch alone. this is like the suckiest part of work. cos we're all working by shift, so we couldnt all break for lunch tgt. SIGH :/
i went to mac, found a quiet corner, and ate my lunch. i was damn afraid that the staff will like chase me away, cos i didnt even buy anything from macs! BUT HECK. then, joel and weijie passed by and saw me, SO WE ALL LUNCHED TGT! whoa finally i have some company for lunch man. i was super happy!
complained about work and everything, and they are super funny lah, laughed like crazy (: in the end, an hour passed quite quickly!
they walked me back to my counter, and they saw the scary auntie. HAHAHA. then i realised, it was 45 more minutes to the end of my shift! shiokness, didnt even felt like 9 hours man.
today & friday are OFF DAYS! thank goodness. i SO need my lost sleep back man.
Mid Autumn
Wednesday, September 17, 2008 @ 5:51 pm
SO MANY THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT!
SUNDAY - Mid Autumn Celebration at Mama's House!
went to SAKAE for lunch at Lot 1, cos daddy had 60 bucks Sakae voucher. shiokerdoo.
we had to sit at separate tables! :(
i LOVE the peas zomg. after lunch, daddy sent mummy for her massage therapy at chinatown, then sent us to mama's house.
this is the bouquet i made for mummy this mother's day! NICE LIKE MAD RIGHTTTTT. not easy to make hor please.
HAHA, then cos we were listening to FallOutBoys' BEAT IT, and we all got super high in the car!
WOOHOO! daddy loves the song man.
killing time while waiting for nel they all to come! :D oh and you know, we are super cute, we had a dress code!
all of us had to wear different colors, TO LOOK LIKE LANTERNS HAHA! i came up with it! COOL PLEASE. and they boys todali dressed accordingly! ULTRA CUTE.
that's us! (: i forced them to wear red and yellow and they really did! i couldn't stop lauging lah pls.
super excited for the candles part!
after dinner, we all went to the saem place last year,
the end of the corridor where the stairs are.
and then we sat on small stools,
you know the lau pok kind,
and we starting our candle competition!
we had to use the wax to make a beautiful picture,
and the winner gets no prize!
HAHA.
everyone has a box (:
ALL OUR FACES ARE HAPPY ONE PLEASE.
can you guess what i'm making? (:
this is ab's creation,
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT MAN.
ah zhi's FOREST FIRE.
he even burnt a hole in his paper plate in the end!