Watched a vid online today.
Dane Cook poked fun at Vanessa Hudgens' nude photo scandal.
Seriously, that is some damn shiok stuff he said.
Here's part of his brilliant speech:
"Where's Vanesse Hudgens?"
The silly bitch still raised her hands [BOTH HANDS] in the air.
I bet she regret that like shit.
"Girl, you gotta keep your clothes on!!! Phones are for phone calls, girl!"
And everyone in the audience laughed.
Or booed.
Or whatever shit.
And the expression on her face was priceless.
Like omg man.
LIKE IN YA FACE MAN!
Someone give Dane Cook a standing ovation please.
Of course, netizens dissed him for being mean, jerk, whatever.
Oh poor Vanessa, little girl being embarrassed in front of everyone.
Awwwww.
WHATEVER LEH!
Ok, I know it's very mean,
and I know she's not the only one doing this,
and she's only how old how old,
other people are doing the same thing, blah blah blah.
SO?
How bout she's just plain dumb.
I understand how everyone is on her side,
cos oh, the photos were leaked by someone else,
she took it privately,
I'm childish to write this,
and you might hate me for saying this
but who cares man?
I just hate her so I love the speech (: