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WORK PLUS LIZARDS. STRESS
Tuesday, March 20, 2007 @ 10:03 pm

i've been having freaky encounters with lizards for the past 6 days.
DAILY.
wad the hell pls!
is this ANNUAL LIZARD FAMILY WEEK or wad?
last thursday night..
it was alr quite late..
i was in the kitchen washing my hands..
then as i was washing..
i saw this black stuff on inner wall on the basin..
i didnt know what it was..
so i went for a closer look.
DAMN! (*^!$#%^#(&!
it was a freaking lizard!
my face was damn close and its eyes were STARING at me!
WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i totally freaked out and i just jumped around like some crazy shit!
i was dman scared it'll suddenly pounce on me or sth la!
then 2 thoughts came to my mind.
SPRAY it with insecticide like crazy, or JUST LEAVE IT.
i wanted to leave..
but i HATED the damn thing so much, i just had to GA JIAO it.. >.<
but i didnt dared to kill it la..
i idnt want to see it frothing foam and dying on me..
SO!
i went to pour a cup of water..
then i went as far as i could..
and i just splashed water on it!
WAH!
WRONG MOVE!
the lizard jumped up and wriggled like mad!
immediately i ran out la!
WAKAO!
the wriggling makes me wanna puke la omg pls..
then nvm.
next day..
i was sitting on the sofa..
then there's this lizard at the balcony!!
BESIDE MY BATH TOWEL!!!!!!
it stayed there for like damn long..
and tt night..
I BATHED DAMN LATE.
screw tt lizard la.
next night..
the same lizard was at the same place..
BEST ORRS!
waiting for your boyfriend izzit, LIZ? -.-
NEXT GOD DAMMIT DAY,
came home with mum and dad..
just outside our door..
i was PREPARING to step in..
this fat lizard scrambled across my path and i just SCREAMED!
why cant they just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!
then i dunno why nexy day also like that!
i was outside the door with eb..
ALSO preparing to go into the house..
then this long and thin lizard..
cut my queue and ran into MY HOUSE!
omg man!
get out la!
then i told eb to go in first..
she was safe..
so i asked her to stand aside..
then i checked around..
ok NOTHING.
1,2,3!
i RAN straight into my room :)
WAD THE HELL IS GOING ON??????
is there like a LIZARD BREEDING COMMUNITY somewhere?
oh my.. *faints*
AND TODAY!
i was on the way to work with mummy..
you know, the SUCKIEST thing abt working DURING MY HOLS is to WAKE UP EARLY..
so as usual..
i was like half asleep..
walking slowly beside mummy..
then!
this IGUANA wriggled across my path again!
i was like !!!!!!!
ah ah ah ah!!!!
then mummy just laughed and laughed.
THANKS AH.
best method for waking me up.
should i thank you IGUANA?
i know this sounds REALLY STUPID, meeting lizards everyday..
I TOTALLY WISH IT DIDNT HAPPEN TOO
but it did.
i really dunno why la!
EVERY SINGLE DAY!
i must make a new wish on next year's birthday.
NO, i'll make it now.
"I WISH ALL LIZARDS IN THE WORLD WOULD JUST EXTINCT LIKE DINOS AND THEIR CORPSES GET BURIED IN LITTLE CREVICES UNDERGROUND WHILE MOLES FEED ON THEM"
***pls make my wish come true.***
PLEASEEE.