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DUGONG GRACE
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
these 2 days during work..
i've been using a fake name, or rather, i was assigned this shit name to use.
MY NAME IS GRACE.
wad grace wad grace pls!
i cringed in disgust everytime i say it.
ZOMG.
"hello, i am gggrrraaacceeee calling from *****"
OH MY.
i feel like a DUGONG, i dont know why.
oh and everyday, i've been having chicken sandwich for dinner.
it's a stupid 20 minutes break lah, like what can we eat man.
and like there are things to eat there :/
but anyways the sandwich is good man, we all like it :)
we always chiong there, gobble up, and chiong back.
20 minutes is seriously dumb lah like a siao.
went for the tuition coordinator "talk" ytd!
oh my i almost died!
i was scared shitless there pls.
ok actually i called this number after i saw the ad on classifieds..
this guy said there will be a preview talk the next day..
and asked me to go and listen to "the talk"..
he gave me the address, and i went ytd morning.
first thing, the place is at PEARLS CENTRE.
the "OH MY GOODNESS PORN MOVIE PLACE FOR AH PEKS".
i was inside, there were super alot of porn movie posters.
OH MY I WAS LOOKING AT PORN!
yuck.
then many sick old man were like standing around..
smiling at posters and waiting for admission i think.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEIR FACES!
like a all damn excited.
uncle ah, let me give you a piece of advice..
so old alr still watch such things..
your heart can take it or not..
DONT GET HEART ATTACK HORRRRR (:
seriously sick.
anw i went up to the 19th floor..
and when the lift doors opened, i got a shock.
there were 4 house units.
then on this unit there was a small sticker "certified tutors" pasted on the door.
i was expecting an office or wad lah.
i thought the talk would be like in a meeting room with some other people or wad pls.
in the end tt guy invited me into his house!
i was like "ZOMG SHOULD I GO IN?"
then i started smsing chingoo and karen abt it.
i went in and i asked "there's a talk right?"
then he was like YES YES YES!
"come in, there's a hall inside."
then i felt better, i thought there was a talk conducted in a hall with some people or sth.
then he walked behind me, "go in, go in the hall there."
i went through a door, and all i saw was his study table.
"ah, sit down at the desk there and wait for me."
then he disappeared into one of the 6 rooms.
ZOMG!
at that time i wad really scared!
i prayed to all the gods in the world that i'll be alright!
the house setting was weird, i dont know whow to say, but it's just weird.
there were strings, files, papers, one desk and 2 chairs.
PLUS I WAS ALL ALONE!
wad talk pls!
he totally bluffed me lah!
like a HALL leh it's his own study room!
and i was inside all alone!
i wanted to just leave..
but i didnt.
my whole brain was occupied by WORST CASE SCENARIOS.
like if i left, i'd try to open the door and sneak away..
but the door would be locked!
then he'd knock me out or sth..
or if i really left throught the door..
the lifts would all stop working..
and he'd still realised i escaped and catch me back inside.
AND THEN KILL ME!
i know, a bit drama, but you know, the worst things come to your mind when you are scared alright.
i was seriously scared.
then i filled in the form halfway, and he was behind me alr.
SERIOUSLY HE IS CREEPY!
he said "are you done?"
i totally jumped in shock!
wahlau!
then he came over to sit opposite me.
then he said "no need to be scared.."
the moment he said that i wanted to die.
WHO WONT BE SCARED LAH!
"i dont live here, i rent the rooms to students.. im just here in the day."
YA RIGHT YOU DONT LIVE HERE!
you go and die lah you weird uncle!
then he started explaining to me how the whole things works..
and i couldnt really take in his words..
i was busy observing my surrounding.
and i held a pen under the table..
ready to POKE HIM TO DEATH if anything happens.
then suddenly this china girl came out from one room.
might be his tenant or sth..
anw he kept persuading me to take up the job..
but i didnt of course!
i said i'll consider and quickly left that shit place!
OMG.
i think i keep getting conned or sth lah!
wth pls.
i went to this stupid weird house to talk to a weird uncle for nothing lah.
BOX ME PLS!
took a bus to bugis to meet gen for shopping!
BUT I WAITED FOR THE PRINCESS FOR 45 MINUTES!
eh chingoo you suck lah (:
but then i started shopping by myself first lah.
actually shopping alone is not bad too, it's my first time though.
like i tried clothes myself, bought stuffs, slowly walked around myself.
it was alright (:
then i bought 8 days..
read a bit while waiting for gen.
FINALLY SHE CAME, and we bought some stuffs tgt!
my god money is like super easy to spend la SHIT MAN.
alright tml is dental day!
i havent been obeying instructions to put on rubber bands :/
ZOMG and tml my dentist is going to scold me confirm!
HAHAHAHAHAHAS >.<
tt time he noticed i didnt put rubber bands to cos my teeth didnt shift at all LOL
suckerdoo.
i really want my braces off soon lah like a sian.
but then they'll have to take out the screws first!
then i rather have my braces on pls.
the thought of the drilling really makes me scared like mad.
sigh dunno lah, TMR SEE HOW!