this post shall be titled - THE DAY JIEHUI ALMOST DIED. as in REALLY ALMOST DIED. here's what happened:
i was studying in my room for accounting test. it was late at night, and i wanted to pee. so, i went out. i reached out my arm to switch on the kitchen light, then suddenly, THIS LIZARD DROPPED ON ME! yes, a lizard. a lizard ok. yes, the PEST im SUPER SCARED OF. the one im scared of THE MOST. more than a ghost. A LIZARD DROPPED ON ME, GODDAMMIT.
i was so shocked and scared, i just looked at it wriggle on my arm until i came to my senses and FLICKED IT OFF VIOLENTLY. i was like jumping and thrusting my hands in the air and shaking my head and just flicking and flicking! WAHLAU EH!!!!!! i was like a mad woman in a trance, seriously. like really jumping and shaking all over. then i ran all the way back into my room and sat down for damn long. i was like so scared, i had goosebumps everywhere, i just sat there and i started to cry OMG THIS SOUNDS DAMN RETARDED. but i couldnt control! i was feeling disgusting all over, and like i felt it wriggle on me okay! LIKE DAMN DISSTING LAH PLS! eeeeew! i wanted to faint lah pls really lorr. i wanted to tell someone, but everyone was sleeping alr! daddy would have boxed me with his bolster and scold me retarded pls.
so i smsed some peeps and trust me, my hands were shaking like mad ok. i was trembling like mad! there was just this yucky feeling in me which me me shiver pls. i dont know how to describe! :( then DNN was damn sweet, she called me to LAUGH AT ME! LOL! the moment i had her voice i cried even more! haha omg lah like a traumatised pls. then goon called me also :) omg lah at least there were people to talk to me, if not i would have died leh REALLY. the shock made me forget all the formulas i memorised earlier lah WTH! i was like really brain dead pls. didnt sleep well that night :/