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CHEEKO!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
oh yes,
and about that israeli guy :(
that day i was on duty with aiken.
then i saw thus guy with SANTA CLAUS beard,
wearing a big hat,
and i was telling aiken about it.
while we were like laughing about it,
he came over to me.
then he mumbled something which i couldnt even understand at all.
it turns out that he cant really speak much english,
only like a few words.
he then showed me a piece of paper,
saying he wants to go to his hotel.
THE ADDRESS WAS IN FREAKIN HEBREW!
wah i was like,
WHOA okay,
i dont know what is this man.
then he kept saying STRAND.
so yep, i finally knew it was the STRAND HOTEL.
then cos he was jewish,
he wants me to find the synagogue for him.
it's like a jewish place of worship.
at first i thought he was saying "sinago sinago"
i was like WTH?
damn hard to understand him!
in the end i googled JEWISH TEMPLES IN SINGAPORE.
wah then heng got the address.
and then he kept telling me that he's very sleepy,
like going to faint.
HE SAID HE FELT LIKE HE'S IN A DREAM :/
what the.
and he asked me to bring him around cos he cant speak english.
i mean, thats okay lah of course,
but then after that he kept asking my name,
said i'm very nice to him blah blah,
then shake my hand to thank me.
and it's like,
after i told him,
he'll act like want to faint again,
then act forget and ask again,
and shake my hand again.
A FEW TIMES HOR.
then i was like a bit wthhh.
i brought him to change money, make calls, go toilet.
then he wanted to take the airport shuttle,
so i took him to the counter to buy the ticket.
then while walking there,
he kept telling me to visit israel,
so i small talk lah.
like, "YAH! maybe someday can go and try (:"
things like that you know,
be friendly to tourists and everything.
then he asked if i like visitors,
and i said yes, cos i thought me was asking me like if i like this job?
so i said i enjoy talking to visitors lah DUH.
blah blah.
then he said "so you like visitors? would you like me to visit you?"
i didnt know what to say, so i just smiled.
then he asked "do you want me to visit you at your home? i go to your home?"
WAH HE SUDDENLY CAN SPEAK ENGLISH ALREADY LOR!
i got a shock!
so i kind of played dumb and continued talking about the job and everything,
and he kept asking!
WAHLAU!
i was a bit scared by that time,
and heng his shuttle bus was here alr.
i quickly told him that his bus is here,
and helped him push his luggage to the bus.
then when he boarded the bus,
HE ASKED MY NAME AGAINNNNN,
AND WE SHOOK HANDS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIMEEEEE.
and when i was about to take my hand away,
he grabbed it,
AND I TRIED TO YANK IT AWAY,
and he grabbed hard and didnt let go!
this time, my face was like scared alr seriously.
i was like what happen what happen!
you imagine the sight!
it's quite funny actually!
then before i can do anything,
HE PLANTED A KISS ON ME!
as in on my hand lah but it's still gross.
cos of his beard lah!
god knows how much saliva is trapped in there!
AND IT WAS MOIST AND ROUGH LOR!
i todali pulled away after he kissed and i was like,
"BYE!"
and i quickly turned around and gave the eeeew face.
omggggg.
my whole hand was kind of paralysed at that moment?
LIKE REALLY!
i thought i'd really die from cooties.
then i chionged to the toilet to wash lah.
OHMY,
i know maybe he's just thankful and everything,
but you knowwww,
i already tried to resist and he still dont want to let go lor!
and it just felt weird for me lahhhhhh :(
you knowwww,
i really wouldnt mind if someone suave like DEMPSEY did that to me,
you knowww.
like a sincere thank-you gesture?
but his was like,
SO FORCEFUL ONE LAH!
and he's like sweaty and BEARDYYYYY.
:(
should've let aiken serve him man,
and they can kiss each other's hands.
HAHA!