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Monday, January 12, 2009 @ 11:19 am

[supposed to post on last saturday night]

OHMY,

I glad i made it back home.
I just had the ride of my life lor!
SUPER SCARY!

Work ended at 11,
So we went to take cab home.
I was the first in the queue,
And when i opened the cab door,
The uncle inside was asleep.

I “UH-HM”-ed, and he woke up.
“qu na li?”
“jelapang road”
Then he started driving.

At first,
I was tired so i closed my eyes and took a rest.
Then i kept feeling the car swerving here and there,
And there were sudden jerks.

I opened my eyes,
And saw the uncle DOZING OFF!

As in, his eyes like keep closing,
And his head CANNOT STOP SWAYING!
Then you know like when you very sleepy,
Then got those sudden nods?

OHMY!

My heart was racing and i even chanted prayers to guanyinma.
I was really very scared!
I scared will have accident or what please.
Then got once he really drive to road shoulder!

I was too pissed,
So i tried to hint him by offering him clorets.

“uncle ni yao bu yao chi tang?”
He muttered “huhhh, err. Bu yong. Grr”

He todali mumbling in his dream,
Like making those sleepy sounds all.
OMGGGGG :(

Then he took a weird route,
Which I NEVER SEE BEFORE okay,
Then todali no cars at all,
No wonder he falling asleep.

Then he really kept driving from the left to right, right to left!
Then he’ll suddenly realise he’s too far off and suddenly swerve back!
OMG I ALMOST DIED OF
HEART SIEZURE I TELL YOU!

And then i smsed mixue,
Then she called me back to talk to me.
She told me to talk loudly to keep the uncle awake.
So i kept talking loudly and laugh like a hyena,
But he todali ignored me!
NO EFFECT AT ALL!

He even took naps at traffic lights!
OHMY!
How to be safe in his cab!

Then at one point, like a best.
I HAD TO WAKE HIM UP!

The lights turned green alr,
And the other cars drove off,
And he was asleep!
WAHLAU!!!
Got so tired or not!

I tapped his shoulder and said,
“uncle! Ke yi zou le”
In a rather annoyed tone alr lor! :(

I’m sorry hor,
You might be tired of living,
BUT I’M NOT READY TO DIE LEHH UNCLE!

That’s really so dangerous!
As in not just me what,
What if later he still like that then can get into accident!
OHMAN.
Luckily nothing happened :/