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Jie Hui
12th February
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LIZARD
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 @ 12:31 pm

A lizards tried to molest me again.
LIKE WHAT'S NEW.


I wasn't even dressed properly when I ran out of the toilet.
& if I'm not wrong,
I think lizards turn greyish-pink when they're shocked?
WHATEVER, maybe it was blushing.


It's 12.07, and I just came back home from a long day of work.
I just needed a quick bath and then a good sleep.
AND IT JUUUUST HAD TO IRRITATE ME.


GIVE AUNTY A BREAK HERE, LITTLE KID!


How to continue my bath when it's just RIGHT THERE!
I stood outside the toilet crossing my legs.
I needed to pee badly, but HOW TO!
I grabbed a bamboo stick and comtemplated poking it.
YEH BUT I LOST MY GUTS.


I pushed the door a little, and that asshole wriggled a bit.
MY WHOLE BODY CRINGED.
Goosebumps popped everywhere.
OMGGGGG :(


Then at the corner of my eye, I saw SHIELDTOX.
But then it's wayyyyy too gross to kill it then clear the corpse.
The thought of a FROTHING LIMP LIZARD is just way too over the Gross-O-Meter.
SO, CANNOT KILL.
Plus, I'll probably get punished by Guanyinma.


In the end I gave up.
I went to Mummy's room and used her toilet.
SHE TODALI LAUGHED AT ME!
I almost shit my pants already.
If I waited further, my pee would've been trinkling down my legs.


Things like that happen all the time, don't they?
It's alright, maybe one day I'll make peace and befriend those cute little darlings.


YEH LIKE REAL!