I was brushing my teeth and when I looked in the mirror. I realised that my right tooth is sticking out.
I gave the "DENTIST KIND OF BIG SMILE" and looked again. OMO! My upper row's teeth are kind of crooked again!
*runs into bedroom and searches frantically for retainers*
I put them on, and they can't fit! :( I haven't been wearing them for like, MONTHS? OHNO!
I forced it on, and it hurts like some crazy shit now. [Braces people will know the pain] BUT HECK, I've got to bear with it until that right tooth gets back in position. Omg, I don't even want to think about the agony for having braces again. EVER AGAIN. And I shouldn't waste Daddy's money, right!
I SWEAR I WILL DILIGENTLY WEAR RETAINERS EVERY NIGHT, UNTIL MY TEETH ARE NICE AGAIN.
Okay, maybe in the day too, if I'm diligent enough (: