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EAT MY SHIT.
Saturday, July 18, 2009 @ 9:34 pm
Terms & Conditions to redeem the friggin Charles & Keith bag:
TOURISTS: Receipts for F&B and Retail
LOCALS: Receipts for Retail ONLY.
CRAZY AUNTY CASE 1
This SG auntie came with some dim sum restaurant bill and came to claim the bag.
EXPLAINED ALL THE CRAP TO HER,
but her ear kena blocked.
DIE DIE must take the bag.
Told her only tourists can use F&B receipts, then she v angry.
[My dear, I didn't set the terms, bloody hell, so stop shouting at me]
"HUH! SO ONLY TOURISTS CAN EAT LAH,
LOCALS CANNOT EAT AH!"
Dear angry auntie,
YOU CAN EAT MY SHIT.
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CRAZY AUNTY CASE 2
Walked in with 2 of the Charles & Keith bags ALREADY.
"Eh, I realise your bag design change hor? Why now the handle different ah?"
Then she took the bag off her shoudler and asked,
"Can I change to the new one ha?"
Nice try babe.
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CRAZY AUNTY CASE 3
Came with 4 sets of receipts, but only 3 ICs.
I told her need 4 ICs, and she said,
"AIYAH, I forget lah! Cannot repeat ah?"
"Cannot. " [got 3 bags alr still not satisfied]
"AIYAHHHHH. Shit. Ok wait ah I ask for another passport."
THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO HARASS OTHER TOURISTS TO BORROW THEIR PASSPORTS.
Some looked at her with shocked faces, some didn't bother.
In the end she got one passport from a poor Indonesian girl sitting at the side.
OMG.
OMG.
"Ok have already!"
I frowned.
Just terrorise other people, just terrorise only.
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CRAZY AUNTY CASE 4
Local lady came with an invoice for her slimming package.
[Slimming package = service, not = retail]
Damn basic rule, cannot understand.
Told her that her receipt cannot use,
said she came here and claimed before [everyone also say that]
make noise, make noise, make noise, make noise.......................
I still say cannot,
Took my name and STB's number to complain.
Like it will help.