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WEIRD!
Thursday, July 16, 2009 @ 12:29 am

This Chinese tourist came to me today and asked,

"How to go to Nazhional Uniberzidy of Sinnkaporr?" [wow cool slang!]

"Ok, you take a train to Bouna Vista, etc etc etc."

"Ni hui jiang HUA YU ma?"

"Hui." (:

"Shi ma?"

*speaks to me in retarded English again*

WHAT THE!!??!?!!

I really can't stand Chinese tourists who are like that.
Like, wth leh seriously.
He asked me where to buy "Elecdrrronik debices",
so I pointed to the map and said "Ok, it's here, so you etc etc"
Then when I continued speaking in English again,
he looked at the map, damn puzzled.
[COS HE CAN'T FREAKING UNDERSTAND, DUH!]

So I said "Zai zhe li. Ni yao zou 15 fen zhong etc etc"
Then he was like, "OHHHH."

NI KE YI CHI SHI LEH.

Then he asked me if I'm malay. [ no offence, but !!?!!?!?!?!!!!!]
I told him I'm Chinese, then he asked if my both my parents are Chinese.
VERY HARD TO BELIEVE MEH??
It's the first time I'm getting such shit.
I said YEH and he asked if I grew up here.
WAHLAU. If not US meh.

NI KE YI CHI SHI, ZHEN DE.