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BAD LIFEGUARD
Wednesday, August 12, 2009 @ 7:57 pm
That day I went to Chevrons to swim, alone.
The lifeguard came to me and asked,
"Where's your member card?"
I showed him Daddy's card.
"But this is not you right?"
DUH DOES IT LOOK LIKE ME?
"No, it's my dad. He's a member. DO you need me to call him?"
"You have to swim with your dad around."
"Why? No one told me that before."
"You can't just bring the the card and swim here.
Your father has to be here.
I belive I spoke to you before already the other time."
LIKE WHEN WAS THAT SIA.
"No, I haven't seen you before, and no one told me this before."
"Yah, but I'm telling you now."
LIKE A WHATEVER LEH.
I was todali pissed!
Firstly, there is confirm no such rule; we've been doing this for years!!
Secondly, his pig face is very annoying.
Still "I'm telling you now" leh.
After that incident, I stopped swimming at Chevrons for a while.
Few days ago, Daddy had to attend some function at Chevrons.
I gave him the card and told him to check if there was this shit rule.
He spoke to the same shitguard.
"Oh, I only wanted to verify if she's your daughter. No such rule lah."
NO SUCH RULE LEH.
So what was all that crap for that time?
Eat shit lah!
I am so going to go back to swim soon.